10 things for birthers to believe in now

My heart goes out to people who have spent two years of their lives believing in the BS that is birtherism. We feel their pain knowing that in the eyes of everyone who is even half way sane that the birther BS has been laid to rest. But what will birthers believe in now? I have 10 things for them to hook their conspiracy wagons to here: http://aareports.com/2011/04/10-things-for-birthers-to-believe-in.html