Cain endorses Gingrich: Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

Cain endorses Gingrich: Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

( Satire ) Our crack staff ( okay it’s just me ) at AAreports have uncovered secret transcripts of the very brief negotiations between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich on Friday afternoon.

You can read that transcript here:

Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

Herman Cain full speech ‘I am suspending my presidential campaign’

Herman Cain full speech ‘I am suspending my presidential campaign’

Herman Cain announced he is suspending his campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination. The suspension comes after weeks of scrutiny over alleged sexual misconduct and accusations of an extramarital affair.

Watch that video of his full speech here: Herman Cain full speech ‘I am suspending my presidential campaign’

Why Herman Cain would be a selfish bastard if he dropped out of race.

Why Herman Cain would be a selfish bastard if he dropped out of race.

I am in a panicked mood right now. The mere prospect of Herman Cain dropping out of the race for the republican nomination for president has me nervous as hell. Find out why Mr. Cain would be a selfish bastard if he dropped out of the race here: Why Herman Cain would be a selfish bastard if he dropped out of race

Herman Cain stumbles on Libya question

Herman Cain stumbles on Libya question

While meeting with an editorial board from the Milwaukee Wisconsin Journal Sentinel newspaper Herman Cain seemed completely lost while discussing the situation in Libya.

Watch the video of this sad moment here: Herman Cain stumbles on Libya question

Herman Cain on waterboarding and torture

Herman Cain on waterboarding and torture

During the CBS News/National Journal Commander-in-Chief Debate GOP candidate was asked about torture and waterboarding. Check out his answer here: Herman Cain on waterboarding and torture

Some free legal advice from Eddie Murphy to Herman Cain

Some free legal advice from Eddie Murphy to Herman Cain

Now I think Herman Cain is a horrible candidate for president but it really saddens me that allegations of sexual harassment could be what brings him down. Especially since it seems that his comments on the allegations keep changing with every hour. Because I am so concerned with this issue I reached out to my pal Eddie Murphy for some legal advice to help Mr. Cain. He sent back a video to help Cain.

Watch that video here: Some free legal advice from Eddie Murphy to Herman Cain

Obama vs Cain: Who gets the majority of the black vote

In a hypothetical matchup between Obama and Cain who gets majority if the black vote?

 With Herman Cain surging in the polls it’s possible although not very probable that he could face President Obama in 2012. In that matchup who do you think would get the majority of the black vote? Vote here: http://aareports.com/2011/10/in-hypothetical-matchup-between-obama.html

Wouldn’t it be funny if Cain won the GOP nomination? What would the GOP do?

Wouldn’t it be funny if Cain won the GOP nomination? What would the GOP do?

I have this sick twisted part of me that would actually see Herman Cain win the GOP nomination. It would be great to see republicans being put in the position of having no choice but to vote for the “black guy”. Read more here:

http://aareports.com/2011/10/wouldnt-it-be-funny-if-cain-won-gop.html

Why haven’t white GOP candidates spoken out on Perry’s “Niggerhead” issue?

Why haven’t white GOP candidates spoken out on Perry’s “Niggerhead” issue?  

Why is it that Herman Cain seems to be the only GOP candidate that has a problemn wityh Rick Perry leasing and using a place called Niggerhead? Read more here http://aareports.com/2011/10/why-havent-white-gop-candidates-spoken.html

President Obama slams GOP candidates for being silent after an American soldier was booed

 President Obama slams GOP candidates for being silent after an American soldier was booed

During a speech at the Human Rights Convention President Obama slammed the GOP candidates for remaining silent while some in the audience booed an American soldier during a debate. Listen to his comments here: http://aareports.com/2011/10/president-obama-slams-gop-candidates.html