Tag Archives: Herman Cain

Cain endorses Gingrich: Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

29 Jan

Cain endorses Gingrich: Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

( Satire ) Our crack staff ( okay it’s just me ) at AAreports have uncovered secret transcripts of the very brief negotiations between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich on Friday afternoon.

You can read that transcript here:

Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

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Herman Cain full speech ‘I am suspending my presidential campaign’

4 Dec

Herman Cain full speech ‘I am suspending my presidential campaign’

Herman Cain announced he is suspending his campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination. The suspension comes after weeks of scrutiny over alleged sexual misconduct and accusations of an extramarital affair.

Watch that video of his full speech here: Herman Cain full speech ‘I am suspending my presidential campaign’

Why Herman Cain would be a selfish bastard if he dropped out of race.

1 Dec

Why Herman Cain would be a selfish bastard if he dropped out of race.

I am in a panicked mood right now. The mere prospect of Herman Cain dropping out of the race for the republican nomination for president has me nervous as hell. Find out why Mr. Cain would be a selfish bastard if he dropped out of the race here: Why Herman Cain would be a selfish bastard if he dropped out of race

Herman Cain stumbles on Libya question

15 Nov

Herman Cain stumbles on Libya question

While meeting with an editorial board from the Milwaukee Wisconsin Journal Sentinel newspaper Herman Cain seemed completely lost while discussing the situation in Libya.

Watch the video of this sad moment here: Herman Cain stumbles on Libya question

Herman Cain on waterboarding and torture

13 Nov

Herman Cain on waterboarding and torture

During the CBS News/National Journal Commander-in-Chief Debate GOP candidate was asked about torture and waterboarding. Check out his answer here: Herman Cain on waterboarding and torture

Some free legal advice from Eddie Murphy to Herman Cain

2 Nov

Some free legal advice from Eddie Murphy to Herman Cain

Now I think Herman Cain is a horrible candidate for president but it really saddens me that allegations of sexual harassment could be what brings him down. Especially since it seems that his comments on the allegations keep changing with every hour. Because I am so concerned with this issue I reached out to my pal Eddie Murphy for some legal advice to help Mr. Cain. He sent back a video to help Cain.

Watch that video here: Some free legal advice from Eddie Murphy to Herman Cain

Obama vs Cain: Who gets the majority of the black vote

15 Oct

In a hypothetical matchup between Obama and Cain who gets majority if the black vote?

 With Herman Cain surging in the polls it’s possible although not very probable that he could face President Obama in 2012. In that matchup who do you think would get the majority of the black vote? Vote here: http://aareports.com/2011/10/in-hypothetical-matchup-between-obama.html