Tag Archives: political satire

Cain endorses Gingrich: Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

29 Jan

Cain endorses Gingrich: Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

( Satire ) Our crack staff ( okay it’s just me ) at AAreports have uncovered secret transcripts of the very brief negotiations between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich on Friday afternoon.

You can read that transcript here:

Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

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Photo evidence of diversity in the GOP’s congressional leadership

1 Jan

Photo evidence of diversity in the GOP’s congressional leadership

Many have claimed that there is not much diversity in the GOP. But I’m here to tell you they would be wrong. Check out this photo evidence that proves the GOP’s diversity, especially in it’s congressional leadership.

Check it out here:
http://aareports.com/2011/01/photo-evidence-of-diversity-in-gop.html

Pledge of Allegiance for the United States of Hate

18 Aug

New Pledge for the United States of Hate.

 Being as in the past year the United States has become an increasingly intolerant nation in the name of political gain I have decided to write a new pledge of allegiance that reflects what we are becoming.

Read it here:  http://aareports.com/2010/08/pledge-of-allegiance-for-united-states.html

Terror babies are coming! Be afraid, be very afraid!

16 Aug

Congressmen Louie Gohmert of Texas would have us all believe that foreign terrorist are coming here to have babies who would be US citizens. The idea being that when those babies grow up they would then blow us all to hell. Of course he has no proof but never let the facts get in the way of demagoguery.

On the surface this is a premise so crazy that even Glenn Beck would raise an eyebrow and say “WTF!”

But if you drink a twelve pack of beer and think about it you see the serious flaws in Gohmert’s thinking.

Read more here:
http://aareports.com/2010/08/terror-babies-be-afraid-be-very-afraid.html