Archive | December, 2012

Where were the calls for gun control when black and Hispanic children were dying?

29 Dec

Where were the calls for gun control when black and Hispanic children were dying?

While we all we saddened and horrified by the deaths of 20 children at Sandy Hook Elementary I have to ask were many crying out for gun control when thousands of African American and Hispanic children are being gunned on an all too regular basis?  Read more here: http://aareports.com/2012/12/where-were-calls-for-en-black-and.html

Did Charles Barkley go to far with slavery joke?

29 Dec

Did Charles Barkley go to far with slavery joke?

Anyone who watches Inside the NBA with Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, Ernie Johnson, and newcomer Shaquille Oneal knows that at anytime anything can and will be said. When asked who his favorite president was Charles Barkley said Abraham Lincoln. The way he expressed it seems to have caused a minor controversy. Ernie Johnson’s reaction of not knowing how to react is priceless.Do you think that Charles went to far this time or was he just joking. Watch the clip here: http://aareports.com/2012/12/did-charles-barkley-go-to-far-with.html

President Obama speech from Newton Connecticut

17 Dec

Here is the audio of President Obama’s speech from Newton Connecticut at a memorial for victims of the sandy Hook school shootings. He is frustrated that this is the fourth such speech he has had to make and finally says that we are not doing enough to protect our children. Listen here: http://aareports.com/2012/12/president-obama-speech-from-newton.html

A thank you note to gun rights supporters from the Future Mass Murderers of America

17 Dec

A thank you note to gun rights supporters from the Future Mass Murderers of America. By George L. Cook III AA reports.com

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To the N.R.A. and all of the guns rights supporters out there.

Hello. I am the president of the FMMA. The Future Mass Murderers of America. Our motto is “Guns don’t kill people, we do with the help of guns.”

I am writing to day to thank all of the gun rights supporters out there. It is because of your efforts that many of us will be able to murder dozens at one time. We could not do this without your help. We could not do this without assault weapons and high capacity magazines. The fact that you guys have made it possible for mentally unstable people like ourselves to obtain these things is a great thing. Although even we question your sanity in doing so.

To be honest in many cases the only things standing between us and buying an assault rifle is a suspicious gun store owner. We will take those odds every day.

It pleases us to no end to know that weapons made for war can and will find their way into our hands. We will use these weapons for the purpose they were intended. Mass carnage.

If you only knew how happy it makes us when gun rights supporters say that guns don’t kill people, people do. Just so you know we had someone in our PR department come up with that. Even our crazy asses know that guns make killing a whole hell of a lot easier.

Look at the mass stabbings in China recently. Yes that amateur stabbed 22 people but none died. In China they ban guns. How the hell is anyone supposed to become a mass murderer there?

After all of the mass murders this year alone in Aurora, Colorado, Oak Creek, Wisconsin, and now Newton, Connecticut we had emergency meetings in the fear that some politician would grow a set of balls and re-institute the federal ban on assault weapons.

We were wrong those first two times and somethings tells me that we will be wrong again after the Newton shootings. No one will do a damned thing to stop us.

WE WILL GET OUR GUNS! WE WILL KILL YOUR CHILDREN! WE WILL KILL YOUR LOVED ONES!

And the best part is that we will do it with the help of many Americans. The NRA , NSSF ( National Shooting Sports Foundation ) out front leading the charge.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

Signed

Deranged Bastard and gun rights supporter

DISCLAIMER. Since many on the gun rights side are a little slow I must make it known that the FMMA is a fictional group and this is satire. George L. Cook III georgelcookiii@gmail.com

A tearful President Obama makes Statement on the Shooting in Newtown, Connecticut

15 Dec

A tearful President Obama makes Statement on the Shooting in Newtown, Connecticut

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An emotional and at times tearful President Obama made a statement on the shooting in Newtown Connecticut which took the lives of 20 children. Watch that video here: http://aareports.com/2012/12/president-obama-statement-on-shooting.html

Stevie Wonder surprises young singer in studio.

14 Dec

Stevie Wonder surprises young singer in studio.

Stevie Wonder surprised a young up and coming singer named Ashan by sneaking into the studio while he was singing. Stevie then ask can he play piano while Ashan sings ” Ribbons in the sky”. A great moment “caught” on video. Watch that video here: http://aareports.com/2012/12/stevie-wonder-surprises-young-singer-in.html

Susan Rice letter to President Obama removing herself from Secretary of State consideration.

14 Dec

Susan Rice letter to President Obama removing herself from Secretary of State consideration.

Read the letter that Susan Rice wrote to President Obama removing herself from consideration for Secretary of State here: http://aareports.com/2012/12/susan-rice-letter-to-president-obama.html